Which films would you like to flirt with?

You might be thinking how can one flirt with films? If you are, I don't blame you, I blame the title! Well, flirting with films is an art (just as flirting with the opposite sex is an art!). And flirting with films is very easy, and you can be a true filmy-flirt if you do a little practice.

Here's how to flirt with films:

1. Pick up some of your favorite films' DVDs.

2. Pop them up into your DVD player.

3. Watch them at least once.

4. Now here's where the real flirting begins - smile while watching the films, make eye-contact with the films and watch them again and again.

5. When you watch the films again and again, you've begun flirting with them -- because the films start thinking why are you watching them many times -- and then they think you're interested in them.

6. When the films know you're interested in them, they will start flirting from their side too! They will tease you, you'll want to watch them more and more.

7. You will be tired of their teasing then.

8. The films will arouse tension in you -- you will start kissing their DVDs.

9. You'll buy posters of the film and you'll be completely mad in the spirit of the films!

10. You and the films will love each-other. That's how your flirting has made you a filmy-flirt! ;-)

There are many films I've flirted with: DDLJ, Lagaan, Rang De Basanti, Vivah and Welcome are the foremost examples. But I'd like to know your opinion (and justify the title): Which films would you like to flirt with? Aren't you attracted to any films?

*I know this article makes no sense, but still I'm sharing this crap with you.
**I myself am a filmy-flirt!